YO! Jonathan!
Remember the good ol’ days man? We were having so much fun in the hood together!! Throwing mud on the recycle bin thing? Damn! I miss those days when we hung out together with the other boys! Ming, Esmond, you and I had so much fun together. Well now, we completely lost touch man.. You went back to your country.. Canada. You canadian bastard, with your funky laws and stuff.. i used to call you that.. Canadian bastard. I never really knew the meaning of bastard then.. now we are all older and more mature. Well, most of us are. Ming still gets spanked for coming home late. Anyway, there was something I never got around to telling you.. You remember that shiny police whistle you brought to school.. the one you kept rolled up in your handkerchief? You let everyone have a look and passed it around the class.. and then you remember that you left in your bag and we all went for recess? Yeah.. and what i want to say is that.. i know who stole it.. i never told you when you found out that it was missing because i was scared. You know i was really tiny back then and the dude who stole it was huge.. i think you might have guessed it by now, but it was Liang Bin. I didn’t tell you for i was afraid of getting the shit whacked out of me. I hope you understand. It was, let me think, 6 years ago.. you might not really think much of it but i just wanted to tell you. Just for the record, i could beat the hell out of liang bin now.. anyway, i am miss the time we had man.. if we still hung out, we could like, make Jackass part three or something.. haha.. anyway man.. i’ll never see you again.. so goodbye man and good luck in your future..
Yours,
Pradip
